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How To Get On My Good Side
July 18, 2007 05:08:18 PM
How To Get On My Good Side
by TotalAngel

Welcome to "How To Get On My Good Side," a step-by-step tutorial (well...almost) of how to get me to be nice to you!

The first thing to remember is that I'm a naturally nice and likeable person. Sometimes I can really get ticked off, but that's fairly rare. Unfortunately, when I get really ticked off, you'll be lucky if you get out alive.

The first official step to getting me to like you (or getting on my friend's list if you're REALLY good) is to not beg for money or horses. I repeat, do not beg! I have been known to give a horse or money to new players, but don't think that just because I gave one to someone else I will give one to you. I do not like people who beg, because that shows their immaturity, especially when they say "if u dont give me ur horse i will report you because u r mean."

The second thing is to use proper grammar at all times. This is a pet peeve of mine, and if you don't follow this, I'm likely to run around the WOS chat pulling my hair out and screaming. When I pull my hair out and scream, it's not a pretty picture. I don't want to see anything like "whts up," "do u play hl," "will u give mee monneh," "r u on rcing" or anything of the sort. When in my presence, DO NOT ABBREVIATE WORDS AND DO NOT USE SLANG!

Third, you must like Star Wars! I don't care if you don't like Luke Skywalker (although it would help you very, very much...), and I don't care if you'd like to marry a Stormtrooper or a Wookiee, just if you like Star Wars, and can say you have a favorite character, your chances of getting on my friends list will greatly improve. Let me just say that I am friends with people who do NOT like Star Wars, and this is just to prove that I do not only chose people who think Luke Skywalker is cute. :D

Another thing to remember is that I'm not mean. I don't want my mailbox to be filled up with "i red ur jurnal and i dont like u becuz u r mean" and the like. Let me repeat, I AM NOT MEAN. I only have my boundaries, and I intend to keep them standing.

Fourth, you must understand the difference between a noob (or nOOb, if you're really in the mood to make a point...) and a newbie. A newbie is simply a new person. They've only recently joined the game, and deserve your help and support. While I'm not saying give them money, just help them out when they're confused. A noob is someone who bombards other members with any or all of the following: "give me ur r. 200 ponee for free," "b my friend," "give me ur moneh i am poor?," "can i have ur account?," "talk to me if u dont ur a mean person," "ur so mean!," "whats ur login info?," "if u dont by my ponehs i will have u banned," et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

I think that covers it. Hope you've enjoyed my "How To Get On My Good Side" tutorial! Just remember...if you get me arguing, there will be pain.

Love y'all!
-TA

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