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How Come?
September 3, 2006 08:21:36 PM
How come when you put a horse out in a field you're not pasturizing him?
How come Sith Lords never wield black lightsabers?
How come Obi-Wan didn't watch the Original Trilogy before he left Anakin to roast?
How come Padmé screamed her head off during childbirth? Weren't they doing painfree surgery . . . ?
How come Luke screamed bloody (no pun intended) murder when he got his hand sliced off, but Anakin hardly even made a grunt when his ENTIRE ARM got hacked off?
How come Count Dooku is an old man with a curved lightsaber? (And, no, that was NOT meant as it sounds!!)
How come Jar Jar Binks talks like an idiot?
How come no matter what color shampoo you use, the bubbles always come out white?
How come we use shampoo, anyway?
How come the orthodontist told me I can have gum but not Twizzlers?
How come Obi-Wan sliced off Anakin's legs and arm and left him to toast then screamed "You were my brother!! I loved you!!" at him? That's kinda sorta bad timing, isn't it?
More to come . . . eventually . . .
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